Facts about 3-year-olds

Fact: 3-year-olds cannot throw a rock through a hole in a fence without it missing the hole & bouncing back & hitting you in the head.

Fact: The above mentioned rock can't hit a 3-year-old in the head without cutting it & causing a large amount of gushing blood.

Fact: 3-year-olds don't handle gushing blood very well, & they really don't like the idea of you wanting to touch the site of the blood. All of this causes hysterics.

Fact: Hysterics often cause 3-year-olds to pee their pants.

Fact: The above mentioned scenario are a sure fire way to stop a really good day of potty training. They cause 3-year-olds to want to be coddled, changed back into a diaper & wrapped up on the couch to watch a show.