Thursday, June 19, 2008

I can...not be...lieve it!

I know, you all think that your kid possesses some super-human, inate ability to screw up, or at least give you a pretty good scare. However, I guarantee that your kid is FAR from being that kid.

Case in point:

1. My kid ate her own poo.

2. My kid lives on chocolate milk.
3. My kid has a fat lip because she crushed her face into another kid (pictures to come)

4. My kid sticks these:



In here . . .

Which creates two booger soaked balls like these:



Which also requires a nice big pair of tweezers for her daddy to fish these out of their hiding spot.

What's even more tragic is that she didn't even get to pretend to be the clown she wanted to be and make us laugh.


7 comments:

Harmony said...

Auhh our little Hannie Bug!!! Miss you all!!!

Bekah said...

Classic. Hope you wrote that down in her baby book. :)

Mandi said...

She must be related to her uncle Travis, who stuck many a thing up his nose. Including crayons that melted and small bits of concrete.

Zach and Codi said...

All I have to say is...
POO.
Ha ha.

Laura said...

honestly i cannot believe it either. Poo? Why? what was she thinking? I am sorry... that sucks. Leah put in a bead in her nose once while she was in time out and we had to go get it out at primary children's. she was just over three and she still remembers 2.5 years later.

London said...

Okay, so thanks for the visual. I will always think of her when I see a clown, and her attempt to be one.

Emily said...

Bleck. Poop!