This morning I was sending some e-mails out for scouts, (Jeff and I are den leaders) after finishing up, I walk into the kitchen and notice a large puddle in the middle of the floor. I assume its water from Milo, (he has a thing for the water dispenser on the fridge,) and tell him that we don't dump water on the floor. As I round the corner I notice the empty juice pitcher on the little table and the puddle on it. I quickly realize the other puddle isn't water, it's juice! (Yes, sticky substance puddles!) To his credit, he did take a towel and attempt to sop it up.
I didn't think to take a picture of the mess until after the puddles were sopped up, and I opened the fridge and saw another one waiting for me...
(This picture really doesn't do his efforts justice!)
This is when the deep breathing began. I grabbed the camera to document another example of why I call him Trouble. The kids came in at this point and informed me that the floor was sticky... really?!? I took Milo and got him settled with some blocks next to Vivie.Do you know how sticky orange juice is? Well I think I went over the mess about 6 times with a rag (rinsing really well in between) and then mopped it another 3 or 4 times. While I mopped I thought I'd post a little public service announcement about the stickiness of o.j. Before I could finish cleaning up this mess Milo began whining, which turned to crying and quickly escalated to screaming. I imagined Vivien ruining a big tower of blocks he had made or perhaps holding him in a headlock.
.I came around the corner and noticed him holding his neck, I asked if Viv had grabbed him, but couldn't understand him through the tears.
Upon closer inspection I realized it was gum!
It seems that he had stretched the gum into a nice long piece and swung it over his head, where it got stuck on his neck. It was also on both wrists.
I didn't have to give much of a lecture, but through my giggling I pointed out that we chew our gum, not play with it. I do wish Jeff would have been here to take a picture as I buttered down the little monkey to get the gum out. He seemed to be loving the butter and gum combo as he licked himself clean.
P.S. Hannah received a package in the mail containing 50 new markers! Pray for me!
7 comments:
I need to remember my camera in these situations. THen maybe I wouldn't lose my cool so quickly and often. Sorry about the mess!
Ah. . . . the circle of life.
1. I do to my mom.
2. My kids do to me.
3. My kids kids do to them.
and on it goes. . . . . . . .LOL
p.s. what happened to Milo's eyelid? is it marker or blood?
I have to admit I was holding my breath when I saw the title of your post. It did not disappoint!
I swear...2nd children get in the most trouble, but they do make for great stories! (I can say that because I wasn't the one cleaning up the floor 6 times! ;0)
Thanks for sharing!
Even though I know it isn't the case, I am starting to think there has to be some genetic link between this child and my little one. They could be twins. I love the posts, it helps me remember I am not alone when I am scraping play doh out of the carpet.
Oh, Milo Man. Wow he keeps life interesting.
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! He and Milli should never get together :) Although i am sure they would have a blast together. And we would be pulling our hair out!
Auhh yes..been there done that myself a few times as a kiddo! Cute little turdie
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